Skylar JuM's story
Skylar JuM
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares! At least the chicken made it across the road without getting smooshed by a car. That is what people should be getting from that story, the chicken made it across,who cares why. P.S. Sawry I got a bit dramatic there. It is what they call a segueinto a topic from another topic and it is supposed to go much smoother than this is going I am buttering you up to tell you about the day I litterally got smashed by a car and thrown into the pokey for nipping the guy that tried to help me. I would like to offur a public apawlogy to the man who tried to pull me from under the car, because I was a bit dazed,confused and in lots of pain. I served my time at the shelter and finally got out after the Gods Dogs Rescue volunteer stopped by to see if I was gonna play my nice card after my ordeal was in there review.
When the volunteer visited me I was shy, but not offensive, so she went ahead and got me out of the shelter and into a happier place. Come to find out, not only had I ended up hit by a car, but it was determined that I had recently been spayed prior to being hit by the car, so all in all, I was under lots of stress and pain.
Now that I am all better, I am still a tiny bit nervous meeting new folks, but warm up quickly if you bring me a bit of weenie or ham. Pork products make the heart grow fonder, not absence. I make great friends with other dogs. I am girl and about 2 years old and 35 pounds of the black and white Border Collie or CattleDog variety. Again, I offur my humblest of sawries for nipping when I was in pain and I hope you give me a chance to show that I can be a good girl under the right circumstances.